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Welcome ladies and gentleman to the beautiful Hot Wheels Arena for tonight’s championship No Rules Brawl between the battling brothers Kristopher and Kyle.
If you recall, these two have met countless times before with each match containing numerous surprises. You never know what to expect from these warriors when they face-off against each other.
Kyle holds a substantial edge over his brother but lately, thanks to some rather unorthodox moves, Kris has emerged victorious in last few bouts.
The combatants are now entered the ring. Kyle, looking ripped as usual, is sporting a rather menacing look tonight. We shall see if he chooses to remain with his reckless, charging style or if he has developed a new technique.
Kristopher looks like he means business tonight. He no longer sports the terrified expression he carried in his first few bouts.
And there’s the bell!
Well, this is a surprise. Instead of attacking, Kyle is circling Kristopher! This is definitely something new and Kristopher seems perplexed. He would normally be fending off a full-on frontal attack by now.
Oh wait! It was just a ruse. Brilliant move by Kyle as he waited until Kristopher was distracted by the cartoon on the television before launching his attack!
This unexpected assault has put Kristopher down and he is begging for mercy!  I think I can hear him claiming that Kyle is hurting him but I don’t see any sympathy coming from Kyle. He is sitting and bouncing on him! This standard move in Kyle’s arsenal is an incredibly efficient way to get an opponent to submit.
Kris appears to be crying now and hold it! Kyle has taken pity on his little brother and stopped his relentless pummeling.
Kyle has stepped away Kristopher now. He must think he has taken this match because he is no longer paying attention to his brother and has moved over to the far side of room where his Hot Wheels are located.
Kristopher is still crying but I noticed that once he saw that Kyle was no longer watching him, he moved to his feet.
Oh my! The crying fit was a decoy! Kristopher masterfully made Kyle think he had surrendered when in fact, he was just using fake tears to distract him.
This doesn’t bode well for Kyle. He is paying absolutely no attention to his foe.
This is absolutely stunning! From out of nowhere, Kristopher has produced a weapon in the form of what appears to be a plastic golf club. I have no idea where he had that stashed but if Kyle doesn’t turn around fast, he will soon be the recipient of a nasty blow!
Kristopher is now only inches away from his opponent and Kyle is completely oblivious to what is about to come!
Folks, I fear this match is about to end! If only these two had agreed to a no weapons clause before the bout.
Kristopher takes aim and I cannot watch.
“KRISTOPHER!”
This is incredible! From out of nowhere, Dad has stepped in and stopped the fight!
I can’t make out of what he is saying but he is emphatically making his point and it appears these two combatants are being banished to their room for a mandatory cool down session.
It looks like this bout has been declared a draw. Both fighters do not seem to be very happy with this outcome but when it comes to these brawls, the decision of Dad is always final.
Well fight fans, we may not have a victor after this go-around but I understand these two brave warriors are already in negotiations for their next bout which is scheduled to take place as soon as Dad moves out of sight.
So, farewell folks. We’ll see you back here for the incredible rematch in twenty minutes!

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